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    "Evan's Got STD's"
     Written by Lexen
 
 
 
   His name is Evan and he's got STD's
   I thought it'd happen but it's really soon it seems
   He slept with a drunk girl without knowing her name
   He likes the kind of girls who lost all their shame
   His name is Evan and he's got STD's,
   He's got a masters degree in the birds and bees
 
   His name is Evan and he's got STD's
   He'll give them to you so sleep carefully
   Abstinence is a four letter word to this guy
   Without sex he'd crawl into a whole and die
   His name is Evan and he's got STD's,
   He's got a masters degree in the birds and bees
 
   His name is Evan and he's got STD's
   I think a condom's not a want but a need
   if your gonna sleep with anyone who will
   otherwise you'll rack up those child support bills
   His name is Evan and he's got STD's,
   He's got a masters degree in the birds and bees
 
   His name is Evan and he's got STD's
   Food, water and sex are all that he needs
   Any thing two years ago is not his fault
   He is a self proclaimed responsible adult
   His name is Evan and he's got STD's,
   He's got a masters degree in the birds and bees